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I don’t deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don’t deserve that either.

-Jack Benny

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

-Jackie Mason

It’s no longer a question of staying healthy. It’s a question of finding a sickness you like.

-Jackie Mason

The world can only be grasped by action, not by contemplation.

-Jacob Bronowski

Dream as if you’ll live forever. Live as if you’ll die today.

-James Dean

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem more afraid of life than death.

-James F. Byrnes

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If the doctor told me I had six minutes to live, I’d type a little faster.

-Isaac Asimov

Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest.

-Isaac Asimov

If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants.

-Isaac Newton

Once the game is over, the King and the pawn go back in the same box.

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Writing is good, thinking is better. Cleverness is good, patience is better

-Hermann Hesse

If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is part of yourself. What isn’t part of ourselves doesn’t disturb us.

-Hermann Hesse

The whole secret of life is to be interested in one thing profoundly and in a thousand things well.

-Horace Walpole

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life.

-Immanuel Kant

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Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought.

-Henri Bergson

Science is facts; just as houses are made of stones, so is science made of facts; but a pile of stones is not a house and a collection of facts is not necessarily science.

-Henri Poincare

Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.

-Henrik Tikkanen

Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but follows religiously the new.

-Henry David Thoreau

A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone.

-Henry David Thoreau

Whether you think you can or think you can’t — you are right.

-Henry Ford

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There is no truth. There is only perception.

-Gustave Flaubert

All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it.

-H. L. Mencken

There is a great difference between worry and concern. A worried person sees a problem, and a concerned person solves a problem.

-Harold Stephens

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have no holidays.

-Henny Youngman

My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.

-Henny Youngman