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The only normal people are the ones you don’t know very well.

-Joe Ancis

If it weren’t for my lawyer, I’d still be in prison. It went a lot faster with two people digging.

-Joe Martin

It is in self-limitation that a master first shows himself.

-Johann Goethe

Mistrust the man who finds everything good, the man who finds everything evil and still more the man who is indifferent to everything.

-Johann K. Lavater

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I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

-Jerome K. Jerome

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

-Jerry Seinfeld

If God lived on earth, people would break his windows.

-Jewish Proverb

If the phone doesn’t ring, it’s me.

-Jimmy Buffet

We are the people our parents warned us about.

-Jimmy Buffett

COLLECTION - 34

Only the mediocre are always at their best.

-Jean Giraudoux

A timid person is frightened before a danger, a coward during the time, and a courageous person afterward.

-Jean Paul Richter

My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists.

-Jean Rostand

A good tool improves the way you work. A great tool improves the way you think.

-Jeff Duntemann

A person who trusts no one can’t be trusted.

-Jerome Blattner

COLLECTION - 33

Only the mediocre are always at their best.

-Jean Giraudoux

A timid person is frightened before a danger, a coward during the time, and a courageous person afterward.

-Jean Paul Richter

My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists.

-Jean Rostand

A good tool improves the way you work. A great tool improves the way you think.

-Jeff Duntemann

A person who trusts no one can’t be trusted.

-Jerome Blattner

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A myth is a religion in which no one any longer believes.

-James Feibleman

It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.

-James Thurber

He knows all about art, but he doesn’t know what he likes.

-James Thurber

No matter what side of the argument you are on, you always find people on your side that you wish were on the other.

-Jascha Heifetz

is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you is determinism; the way you play it is free will.

-Jawaharlal Nehru

COLLECTION - 31

I don’t deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don’t deserve that either.

-Jack Benny

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

-Jackie Mason

It’s no longer a question of staying healthy. It’s a question of finding a sickness you like.

-Jackie Mason

The world can only be grasped by action, not by contemplation.

-Jacob Bronowski

Dream as if you’ll live forever. Live as if you’ll die today.

-James Dean

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem more afraid of life than death.

-James F. Byrnes