There is no truth. There
is only perception.
-Gustave Flaubert
All men are frauds. The
only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it.
-H. L. Mencken
There is a great
difference between worry and concern. A worried person sees a problem, and a
concerned person solves a problem.
-Harold Stephens
I once wanted to become
an atheist, but I gave up – they have no holidays.
-Henny Youngman
My Grandmother is over
eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
-Henny Youngman
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