Tuesday 29 May 2012

COLLECTION - 23


I’ve been trying for some time to develop a lifestyle that doesn’t require my presence.
-Gary Trudeau


Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together.
-Georg Christoph Lichtenberg


My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world.
-George Bernard Shaw


The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.
-George Bernard Shaw


Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.
-George Bernard Shaw


Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
-George Burns

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