You know you’re getting
old when you stop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while
you’re down there.
-George Burns
It takes only one drink
to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the
fourteenth.
-George Burns
Are people more violently
opposed to fur rather than leather because its much easier to harass rich women
than motorcycle gangs?
-George Carlin
The nice part about being
a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly
surprised.
-George F. Will
All animals are equal but
some animals are more equal than others.
-George Orwell
Those who cannot remember
the past are condemned to repeat it.
-George Santayana
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